Teaching Tips and Techniques

Because a child's spirit is a hard thing to break.

There's a word for someone who loves children: pedophile. Think about it. No, not about pedophiles, you sick-o. Think about  how everyone goes on and on about how great children are, and yet, do you see people fighting over the chance to spend time with children? No, because children are awful. That's why we have school, so that only a few adults have to suffer.

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We here at Teaching English Sucks whole-heartedly follow the Fascist school of classroom management. Why? Because the children love it. Authority equals security. And remember, no matter what horrifying things you subject your students to, it absolutely pales in comparison with the claustrophobic, paranoid nightmare that is the Korean educational system.

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