I been in this game for years, it made me a animal

There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual. A step by step booklet for you to get your game on track, not your wig pushed back

That's true, Biggie. Haven't you noticed how a lot of waygook teachers behave like animals?

Let's see just how the wisdom of Biggie Smalls applies to our own lives here in Korea.

Rule nombre uno: never let no one know how much, dough you hold, cause you know

The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up

Rule 1: Never tell your Korean coworkers how much money you are making

Number two: never let em know your next move Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence Take it from your highness (uh-huh) I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips

Rule 2: If you plan on cutting and running, don't tell your employers in advance, they can freeze your bank account.

Number three: never trust no-bo-dy Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up

Rule 3: Never tell anyone you are teaching privates.

Number four: know you heard this before Never get high, on your own supply

No homework, no sticker.

Rule 4: Um...

Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce

Rule 5: Never teach privates in your home. Seriously!

Number six: that god damn credit, dead it You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it

Rule 6: If you don't get paid on time and in full, then find somewhere else to work. If you're working illegally, make sure you get paid in cash.

 Seven: this rule is so underrated Keep your family and business completely separated Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch Find yourself in serious shit

Rule 7: Don't mess with the hagwon owner's spouse or children.

Number eight: never keep no weight on you Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too

Rule 8: If you're on your way to teach a private or here on a tourist visa, don't carry English textbooks with you. Have your privates bring their own textbooks.

Number nine shoulda been number one to me If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh) If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin

Rule 9: Never call immigration on another teacher. Besides being bad karma, the expat community in Korea is a small group of people, word can get around...

Number ten: a strong word called consignment Strictly for live men, not for freshmen If you ain't got the clientele say hell no Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow

Rule 10: Don't open your own hagwon unless you know what you're doing.

Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks she sniffed a whole half of cake up Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up Gotta go gotta go, more pasta bake up, word up, uhh